Sunday 1 February 2015

Borrow Spend Default Repeat (Yanis Varoufakis Ft. Alixis Tsipras)

With apologies to Fat Boy Slim and the crew of 'Eat Sleep Rave Repeat'. Here is the Greek version narrated by Yanis Varoufakis featuring Alexis Tsipras - 'Borrow Spend Default Repeat'. 








"Borrow, spend, default, repeat"
(with Yanis Varoufakis )
(feat. Alexis Tsipras)

So, there was austerity
It was like, kicking off
I don't know what it was doing
But it was sick, man
Like, it was like, no growth
Bare. Like, jobs gone, like fucked
And the EU started strangling us in stupid shit
And we were all like, writhing around on the floor, at least I thought we were
And then help walked in, you know, not like help, like real help, like a deal, like, you know, you know what I'm saying
Troika
Like Merkel and the Troika
It was ok. It wasn't ok, we were starvin'.
I hated her, man
To that hate I said Nein!
Like, I hate her and her deals, man
Like, you know, like, no borrowing’ no spending' no defaulting’ she’s repeatin'
There were people rioting I think, and no one listened
They only listened to the EU.
Well anyway, like, we were just suffering and rioting,
And then came this Syriza guy
Tsipras.

And this Tsipras guy just looked at me
Told me to be his Finance Minister, I asked why, but all he kept saying was

Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat

[Chorus:]
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow,
Spend,
Default,
Repeat

Suddenly I think I'm on the phone
Suddenly I’m telling the others
Gotta do it like this
We just Borrowin
We just spending
We just borrowing
We just spending
We just borrowing
We just spending
And on, and on and on and on and on and on
Got this call, it was Dijsselbloem, BLOEM FUCKING BLOEM, MAN
Sorry dude, to what are you objecting?
I went into his meeting, and the guy was, like, you wanna pay us something?
I'm like no, I'm just looking for a restructure
He's like then get the fuck out of my Union
I'm like, I like it here, I like the funding
 I like your money, it’s long term not hot
So I got him by the arm, and I dragged him onto the street, and I showed him his mess
He gave me all his threats
And all I kept thinking was

[Chorus:]
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat

Till, like Tsipras called me the next morning,
Yanis, like, where were you last night?
I was like, I was there
He was like, oh yeah
And then he was like errr, you say we will repay the debt?
I'm like, I don't remember fucking anything, man
I mean, I have like, fade recollections and like, a general feeling of happiness
And he was like, NO, DEFAULT THAT FUCKING DEBT, MAN!

[Chorus:]
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat

So we came out of the EU club, It was dark, and there was night and they were strange times
I was pretty, like, I dunno
But I went to these new lenders as I had no debt, and suddenly it was tomorrow and then tomorrow was today,
And I never missed the EU club as others lent as the economy was banging and the beat was like, really loud,
I was ravin' and suddenly I was singing in Spain, to Podemos, as austerity was killing them too. Soon they were singing

Borrow, spend, default, repeat
All they kept saying was
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
All they kept saying was
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
All I kept thinking was
Borrow, spend, default, repeat

Italy said yo, I'm a debtor too
Austerity hurts but we seen what you do
making good out of your pain
And I swear to god they said

Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat

Borrow, spend, default, repeat
Borrow, spend, default, repeat

1 comment:

nihoncassandra said...

What's on the "B-side"? What % of market participants even know what a B-side is?